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"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland)
03/27/2020 at 17:17 • Filed to: shitpost

DISCUSSION (25)

jimz > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/27/2020 at 17:20

I would rather exhaust every other option than resort to the institutional-grade sandpaper they have at work.

InFierority Complex > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/27/2020 at 17:21

The TP at work is about the worst bargain bin kind so go for it.

WilliamsSW > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/27/2020 at 17:23

Brilliantly worded question. /s

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > InFierority Complex
03/27/2020 at 17:25

I buy the TP for the office, so it’s some high quality butt wipe, not that thin shit they put in office buildings.

Future next gen S2000 owner > jimz
03/27/2020 at 17:26

I’ve got some 2000 grit sandpaper in the garage I would use first

lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/27/2020 at 17:26

My wife went to Costco yesterday and got a package so I’ll pass on the work TP. All they had was some off brand that I’ve never heard of but I’ll bet it’s better than t he stuff at work.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > jimz
03/27/2020 at 17:26

I buy the TP for the office, so it’s some high quality butt wipe, not that thin shit they put in office buildings.

The Snowman > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/27/2020 at 17:26

Fun story.... In college I worked for a lock smith in SF. One of our neighboring business asked us to help catch the TP bandit from their building. We added an extra camera on the supply closet and they fired a member of the janitorial staff. Apparently they had stolen thousands of dollars of paper products and resold them. This was 2005.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > lone_liberal
03/27/2020 at 17:28

Kinja'd!!!

jimz > Future next gen S2000 owner
03/27/2020 at 17:29

2000 grit? Such luxury.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > The Snowman
03/27/2020 at 17:29

We are moving out of one office space into another that has community toilets, so our current supply is no longer needed. I generally don’t take anything from work other than pens that seem to find their way home and not back to the office.

Jim Spanfeller > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/27/2020 at 17:31

“H igh quality butt wipe” will make an excellent weird insult whenever I find the occasion to use it. Thanks!

lone_liberal > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/27/2020 at 17:31

The stuff at our old office was even worse. Single ply John Wayne tp. It was rough, tough and didn’t take shit from any assholes.

Future next gen S2000 owner > jimz
03/27/2020 at 17:33

I’ve got 150 if you appreciate the rustic side of life.

sony1492 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/27/2020 at 17:36

Would rather take the disposable g loves

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
03/27/2020 at 17:39

Kinja'd!!!

When I worked at a large airport I found it cheaper to buy one of these than TP. The dispenser had two rolls so I never left anyone without, and I’d replace the roll I swiped with an empty roll to make it look like it just ran out. I wasn’t in it for profit, just survival. When you go from $32.50/hr to $8.78 and you have the same rent and car payments ugly things need to be done...